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Glenn’s 2008 Eurovison Guide. Just another WordPress.com weblog ... It’s strange, like Bulgaria really. But it’s not that bad a song really. Ukraine ...
And believe me, they are taking it seriously. Bosnia & HerzegovinaElvir Lakovic Laka – DzemperThis sounds like a nightmare. BulgariaDeep Zone & Balthazar - DJ, Take Me AwayShe can’t sing live, and the song consists of like, 4 words (similar in style to Madonna-Music but 10000 times worse). But don’t be surprised if Eurovison 2009 is in the Ukraine.TurkeyMor Ve Ötesi- DeliA rocky number sung in Turkish. But Europe likes serious so I think this song will do well.Denmark Simon Matthew- All Night Long I like this song, he seems to be enjoying himself and territorial voting means he will get votes from the fellow Scandinavian countries. But he’s so old he’s a bit unaware of everything and he can’t hold the microphone still. But it’s not that bad a song really.Ukraine Ani Lorak – Shady LadyIn Ukraine they only voted for the song as the singer, Ani Lorak was always going to be performing. Comedy being that it’s impossible not to laugh AT it and not With it. CroatiaKraljevi ulice & 75 cents - Romanca Oh dear. FYR Macedonia ( Macedonia IS Greek, rename this country now!!!!)Tamara, Vrčak & Adrian - Vo Ime Na LjubovtaEastern sounding at the start. I am living in Greece and they are very much Euro fans!So let the fun and games begin…Tags:Eurovision 2008, Glenn Jones Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Helloworld!February 24, 2008Welcome to WordPress.com. I think it’s because she’s quite attractive, she probably shagged her way into Eurovision. I think Poland are desperate to get to the final, this sounds like the end song of a Faith Hill album, not Polish at all. I wish she will say ‘when your lonely you’re lonely, thats life get over it’. If I woke up and heard this song playing at night I will probably jump out of the window!!!AndorraGisela- CasanovaIt sounds like we are still in the 1990’s. Imagine having too much to drink in G-A-Y and dancing to a Leona Lewis ‘A Moment Like This’ remix and this comes on after, you’re dancing to shit but you don’t care. IrelandDustin The Turkey - Irelande Douze PointsAMAZING!!! It’s a bit too soppy, she sings about not wanting to be lonely and there is someone out there for you. Its the kind of song you hear when you are stuck in a lift. Must be hard to be a pensioner in Croatia. My name is Glenn and for the next few months I will critique the farce that is known as the Eurovision Song Contest.Because the UK funds this we don’t really have to worry much about what we send to the competition. Needs to work on her performance, swaying her hips doesn’t do it. Nothing lengthy, just an overview.--> You are currently browsing the archives for the Uncategorized category. Only mums go to Iceland, and now with this song gay men too. Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment » AuthorA little something about you, the author. Probably get some votes from hormonal boys. RomaniaNico & Vlad Mirita - Pe-o Margine De LumeYet another ballad, a man and a woman singing to each other, it’s not bad really either. Shake your feathersListen Bulgaria we love youBelarus, Georgia, Montenegro,Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,Poland, Russia, Ukraine,Macedonia, Love you TurkeyHungary, Estonia, Slovakia,Armenia, Bosnia HerzegovinaAnd don’t forget the Swiss! She can’t reach certain notes in fact I am falling asleep listening. She has a nice voice, sometime operatic. SloveniaRebeka Dremelj -Vrag Naj VzameHahaha! So bad, so good!Tags:Andorra, Bosnia, Estonia, Eurovision2008, Glenn Jones, Ireland, Moldova, Norway, Poland, Romania, Slovenia Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »GeneralintroductionFebruary 24, 2008Hello. So far in Semi- final 1 these countries have chosen their entry: NorwayMaria Haukaas Storeng - Hold On Be StrongA ballad sung in English (because they think that will gain them credibilty and points). So must be bad.EstoniaKreisiraadio – Leto Svet If aliens landed and saw this entry, they probably will fly away again or exterminate the human race. Sounds like a B-side of a Celine Dion CD, just not good. Still, some country with bad hearing will give them 12 points, maybe the EU should invest in free hearing tests for all citizens… Poland Isis Gee - For LifeIsis is American born and this is actually a beautiful ballad, she sings it well. Still, the song is a Eurovision classic, it’s generating a lot of buzz, mainly because men want her and women think she’s an inspiration. The female singer looks like Lilly Allen, the two rappers look like knobs. The man looks like he needs to use the toilet (diarrhoea) but their voices are good together. The performance I saw was 2 fat Bulgarians pretending to DJ pulling imaginary rope. The rest of Europe has to battle it out at semi-finals. There are two semi-finals in which 10 countries each are chosen (by public vote to go to the final). This year already in the final on 24th May are France, Germany, Serbia, Spain and United Kingdom. Three fat man singing, girls in bikinis flying flags. What I wish is for them to be singing with muslim veils on. Whether the Europeans will appreciate this masterpiece remains to be seen… Western Europe fights back!!!
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